Anonymous: i still wanna rip out your fucking insides josh is MINE bitch 

You want to rip out my insides? That’s adorable. That’s the cutest thing someone has ever said to me. Thank you. It makes my inside feel happy. However cunt, my body is not ready for you. 

Josh is yours? That’s really adorable. You have such a wild imagination. 

 ( From Tania)

Anonymous: can you write a one shot about that girl who assumes she's going to marry Josh, but never will, what a stupid bitch she is. 

Welcome to the thoughts of the anon. 

I am going to marry Josh Hutcherson. I love him so much and he loves me too. We will have sex and have children of our own. Every girl in this entire universe will be jealous of our beautiful children. It’s such a shame, all the other girls can’t have him. I know he doesn’t know me and I haven’t met him, but I love him. I laugh at all the other girls who think they’re going to marry Josh and I hate the other girls who he is seen with. All those girls he hangs out with are sluts. Wait till I get my hands on them, I will kill them all. Oh my God, I can’t believe people on Tumblr are telling me that I will never marry Josh. Fuck you all and I will kill you all. Oh my God JHutch-Boner, I will kill you, I will marry Josh, he’s mine, stupid bitch for telling me Josh will never marry me. We shall see! I will cut you up, bitch. 

10 years later~ 
They were all right, stupid of me to believe I’d marry Josh. I shall have my revenge. I shall kill his wife.


It’s not a one shot, I apologise. 

ericareyestheblondebeta: OMG this bitch must love you to keep riding your non existent dick, by coming back here posting crazy ass shit, she has lesbo love for you secretly sam, embrace it :p 

She’s probably one of those girls that I would not allow them to touch my dick and she tries to get back at me for revenge, but instead, she makes herself look like a lesbian. Which, I do not mind, because I accept all people. But this is different, yes, this anon is completely fucked in the head. The only thing I shall embrace is my dick and turkey slapping her all the way to the sun. ^_^ 

Anonymous: I wanna rip off your clit and stab your vagina, rip your hair out and burn it josh is mine you evil bitch and always will be i will mace your eyeballs out the sockets electrocute you and chop up your body and burn the pieces 

Holy shit. You’re back. Welcome, welcome. I enjoy your presence. 

Now that shit is nasty, who the hell would even want to rip someone’s clit and stab their vagina, well apart from you. Oh Lord Jesus Christ, I wouldn’t even let you touch me. 

Go ahead and keep believing Josh is yours, but everyone knows he isn’t yours, everyone but you, of course.

I love how you’re planning on how to kill me, I get this fuzzy warm feeling, and it makes me smile. It reminds me of unicorns shitting out rainbows. Magical. A fantasy. But not real.

Anonymous: Cries because I wasn't on for that crazy anon and I never made it into that page full of funny memories. 

Aw, it’s okay dear. There just might be another time (: 

I decided to tag you into the page. (: 

beelzababe-deactivated20130513: "My middle finger salutes you." I just died a thousand deaths. You are lovely. :D 

Aw, it was only the truth (: 

miss-meg1710: Having fun with that Anon? :P I think the way you are handling them is great, and the sarcastic nature of your responses are fantastic. I hope they don't cause too much trouble though. :I 

The anon is extremely funny and she makes me smile. Thank you! I try to do my best.

ericareyestheblondebeta: Mmmmm now the bitch wants to rip out your insides? Jesus she needs help like thats not normal! I mean i will say the josh fans are CRAZY but there is a difference between crazy for josh in a cute fangirling sort of way than a psychotic needs to be slapped, handcuffed and sent to a deserted island sort of way. You're catholic right? Next time you see that call up a priest or some shit, have him come in an throw holly water on your screen 

When she mentions she wants to rip out my insides, I just think of a song from Bring Me The Horizon. 

Exactly. I mean everyone is crazy but not crazy psychotic. We’re planning her little trip to her underground cave. 

Hahahahahaahha! Oh my God, I don’t think I’ve laughed so much. I will keep that in mind.  

shinysuns-deactivated20130116: That anon is really stupid. If Josh WAS your husband he obviously doesn't claim you, because he says he's single in all his interviews and he doesn't wear a wedding ring. 

Hahahahahaha! Exactly. Amen. 

Gosh, people these days make me laugh.  

clarywailand: so the bitch anon is still stalking you? Someone is feeling threatened by you lol 

Hahahahaha! Telling her Josh isn’t hers, can be hurtful, because sometimes the truth hurts. 

Anonymous: I want to stab you, cut you up, rip out your fucking insides and eat them, shit them out and send the turds to a josh for christmas so he can see what i did for love, 

This is such a beautiful story. Please tell me more. (: 

Anonymous: i can see it now she kill all the girls in the world expect for herself so thats means in her mind that way josh will have to be with her but he might just end up getting a restraining order or killing himself (hope he never does) so he wont have to deal with her 

Oh Lord, I like the way you think! 

If I was him, I’d just get a restraining order on her or just lock her up in some cage on a little island. 

Anonymous: she seems like a heartless bitch for wanting to cut you for making a blog for someone that's a not even hers she just jealous of your amazing blog 

It has come to conclusion that her parents treated her like a princess and brought her anything she wanted, thus, she believes she can have anyone she wants. 

Why thank you <3 

Anonymous: Bitch. Imma cut up you up. I will make sure my husband, Josh Hutcherson, witness you been cut. HE'S FUCKING MINE. 

You’re threatening to cut me up while your claimed to be husband, Josh Hutcherson, witnesses? 

Good luck with that, because you know, Josh isn’t your husband and he definitely is not yours and you simply cannot cut up me. 

Anonymous: You know how I was gone? Yeah I was gone because I was having sex with Josh. IN YOUR FACE BITCH. 

Or do you mean you were masturbating while moaning out Josh’s name? Because the latter seems a whole lot more legitimate.